After reading this comment by u/communistmanifesto42, I decided it would be worth making a Chrome extension (hyper-focus on coding at 5am) to help myself and others with walls of text on the internet:
The extension does not currently exist on the Chrome Extension Marketplace as I am an absolutely broke student and there is a $5 fee to publish there, but as soon as I have the free cash I’ll put it on there.
Hope this helps some people!
(There are quite a few sites this doesn’t work on, as this is really just an Alpha, but I’m working to fix these all. If you find sites this doesn’t work on let me know!)
Edit: The latest version now works on Reddit posts!